Oi, Farrah. You were so beautiful.

And as you were so beautiful, I am the leader of the delayed reaction clan.

Classic hair. Classic jiggle.

is there anyone left who cares about a hairstyle icon?

Yes. Yes, there is. And her name is Mickey “I’m so over MJ’s buying Junior’s Farm*” Glitter, who was much more readily influenced by one season of Farrah Fawcett than the entire library of Michael Jackson from his “Thriller” days and beyond, with the exception of any music he recorded with Sir Paul.

Please note: This does not include Ebony and (fucking) Ivory.

*THE* Hairstyle icon with her red-swoosh classic leather Nikes.

I had these sneakers and wore them every day. I loved them.

*Junior’s Farm references a song recorded by Paul McCartney and Wings in 1974. I still think Paul got the shit end of the stick from his good friend Michael Jackson and this is my way of stating such a thing. Please, leave no comments that it was the Beatles’ body of work MJ bought, not Wings. As far as I know, good ol’ Freaky Mike didn’t buy the Wings library, but if I am wrong about that, please let me know. With backup references.

Proudly gakked from Tumblr

…of being Sarah and not being Sarah. It’s good enough for me…she’s going on the Sarahs are Real list.

Right.

Now.

“If I was, I would.” Or in my case, I am and I would.

image from “The Terminator”

I want to spend my vacation here, underneath that awesome retro sign. Or driving around, looking for other awesome retro signs to fall in less than three with.

The Golden Sands

One of my all-time favorite actressses is Olivia de Havilland…I bought an Errol Flynn box set once…not so much for Errol, but for Olivia being in five of the six movies offered. I thought it should have been sold as the Olivia de Havilland box set, but then, I’ve always been more about the actresses than the actors.

Folks, where’s the Rosalind Russell box set? A real Carole Lombard box set? Norma Shearer? And finally, last but not least, Vivien Leigh? Forget Bette and Joan for a minute (though I loved them in Now, Voyager and Mildred Pierce, respectively) and dive a bit deeper into the celluloid vaults. I’ve given you a few ideas, it’s up to you to figure out the rest, all right? kthnxbai. xoxox

Olivia de Havilland

Myrna, her muscles, and a swim cap!

Those enemies of society were to be driven out of New York regardless of their constituntional rights. -Martin Cruz Smith, Gorky Park