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1 Jun 09

“Are you going to your pole-dancing class tonight?” -Me

“I am, so I can think about how you rejected me.” -BG1

“Oi! But look who I rejected you for. Imagine her in a French maid’s outfit.” -Me

image from Inferno
image from “Inferno”

image from Inferno
image from “Inferno”

I have never ever ever said this about a boy.
I have never ever ever said this about a boy.

Enjoying a true fangirl moment...
Enjoying a true fangirl moment…

S!J!...trumps the crazy
S!J!…trumps the crazy

In other Sarah! Jane!-centric news, I have now officially reached a level of fangirl even *I* never knew existed. I’m grabbing audio from the CD adventures when she curses and adding them to my collection…so far, I’ve only got two, but it’s a start, small as it is. And although hell and piss are far from cursing, I still get all “ooooh, you said a bad word and yes, I *am* five years old, thank you very much” when I hear anyone I’m not expecting to swear say a four letter word considered a curse when I was growing up. Except myself, since I’ve been swearing like a sailor since I was twelve.

When you grab them for your very own (and I know you will!), you’ll notice I’ve broken down the one monster S!J! sound page into three more manageable mini-monsters: classic, grown up, and miscellaneous.

What the hell is going on?
Well, there’s only one person who calls me S J because she knows it really pisses me off.

Seriously, I’m waiting for her to drop the F-bomb and maybe throw in a goddamn, just for fun. Then the only other thing I would need in order to die happy would be to see teh KaTe perform live. Well, that’s making it a bit too simple, yeah, because the list is quite a bit longer than just that, but seeing teh KaTe perform is way, way, way up there.

Fuck, yeah.

I think that would be an awesome name for a band, don’t you? Or The Neely O’Hara Zombie Freakout. Oh, yes, that’s even better, because if Jane Austen can get in on this crazy zombie love affair we’re all having these days (with the zombies, not so much Jane Austen…at least at the Telstar Hotel), I’ll be damned if Neely O’Hara can’t do the same. Huh.

My newly christened band owes many thanks to @d_whiteplume (Nerd-xecutive In Chief at Adventures in Nerdliness) for starting this ball of string down the hill of pills and thrills and campy movies with this:

I think this was made special for Neely O'Hara!
I think this was made special for Neely O’Hara!

Now please allow me to inundate you with more Valley of the Dolls clips than you – or Neely or Jennifer or Anne could shake a stick at – or down with a shot of whiskey.

And in somewhat related news, I am officially renaming Barbara Parkins. From now on, she will be known as Sarah Barbara Parkins, so I can include her in that list of Sarahs I would marry, even if I have renamed her. She’s not the only person to go through an unexpected name change; look for a list of those lucky individuals (boys and girls…I am an equal-opportunity name-changer) soon.

Now known as Sarah Barbara Parkins
Now known as Sarah Barbara Parkins

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