I think that would be an awesome name for a band, don’t you? Or The Neely O’Hara Zombie Freakout. Oh, yes, that’s even better, because if Jane Austen can get in on this crazy zombie love affair we’re all having these days (with the zombies, not so much Jane Austen…at least at the Telstar Hotel), I’ll be damned if Neely O’Hara can’t do the same. Huh.

My newly christened band owes many thanks to @d_whiteplume (Nerd-xecutive In Chief at Adventures in Nerdliness) for starting this ball of string down the hill of pills and thrills and campy movies with this:

I think this was made special for Neely O'Hara!
I think this was made special for Neely O’Hara!

Now please allow me to inundate you with more Valley of the Dolls clips than you – or Neely or Jennifer or Anne could shake a stick at – or down with a shot of whiskey.

And in somewhat related news, I am officially renaming Barbara Parkins. From now on, she will be known as Sarah Barbara Parkins, so I can include her in that list of Sarahs I would marry, even if I have renamed her. She’s not the only person to go through an unexpected name change; look for a list of those lucky individuals (boys and girls…I am an equal-opportunity name-changer) soon.

Now known as Sarah Barbara Parkins
Now known as Sarah Barbara Parkins

Related posts:

  1. The Neely O’Hara Zombie Freakout
  2. More fake album titles for my fake band
  3. The growing discography
  4. The wit and mockery
  5. Doctor Who

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