Mickelodeon
“You’re pretty cool…even with your penchant for antique brunettes!” - Grafs
“Oh, for God’s sake! your collection of lady photos… is alarming to say the least!” - Grafs
“You could be a scorpion bonker!” - Grafs
“I so brake for pink elephants.” - Wes
“Dammit! I forgot my sunscreen.” - Star Tattoo Girl
“Miss Beth says dammit all the time.” - Star Tattoo Girl
“But just think… she’d be small enough for you to fit her inside your mouth.” - Wes
A little paranoia when it comes to your government is not a bad thing.
What’s another word for “thesaurus?”
Do you walk to school or bring your lunch?
Forget what Jesus would do….what would Sarah Jane do?
My other ride is a temperamental blue police box.
“Did God send you to kill my joy? Am I girl? Are you a boy? If you’re a prince, then I’m Rob Roy.” -KM
“I’ll bet my mum’s gonna give me a little toy instrument!” -KaTe
“My dear, your pen doesn’t seem to work.” -HB
The revolution will not be televised.
I’m not crazy. I’m charmingly odd.
The name of my blog is from a throwaway line uttered by Honor Blackman in The Cat and The Canary.
The obtuse
- Old movies
- Silent movies
- Hollywood starlets
- Women
- Punk rock
- Old-school alternative
- Tattoos
- Piercings
- England
- British history
- Living a pretty Microsoft-free life
The acute
§ movies and television §
- A Christmas Story
- His Girl Friday
- JFK
- Myrna Loy movies
- Honor Blackman movies
- The Avengers (Mrs. Gale and Mrs. Peel, only, please)
- Dark Shadows
- She Wolf of London
- The Huntress
- Doctor Who (any Doctor is fine)
- The Sarah Jane Adventures
§ music §
- KaTe Bush
- Kirsty MacColl
- The Clash
- T’Pau
- Black Box Recorder
§ books §
- The Handmaid’s Tale
- 1984
- Tales of the City (series)
- The Alienist
- The Secret History
- Angel of Darkness
- The Mists of Avalon
§ website §
- Machine {} iBook G4
- Blog Title {} The Cat and the Canary
- URL {} Westworld

