“You could be a scorpion bonker!” - Grafs

“I so brake for pink elephants.” - Wes

Dammit! I forgot my sunscreen.

“But just think… she’d be small enough for you to fit her inside your mouth.” - Wes

A little paranoia when it comes to your government is not a bad thing.

What’s another word for “thesaurus?”

Do you walk to school or bring your lunch?

Forget what Jesus would do….what would Sarah Jane do?

My other ride is a temperamental blue police box.

Miss Beth says “dammit” all the time.

“Did God send you to kill my joy? Am I girl? Are you a boy? If you’re a prince, then I’m Rob Roy.” -KM

“I’ll bet my mum’s gonna give me a little toy instrument!” -KaTe

“My dear, your pen doesn’t seem to work.” -HB

The revolution will not be televised.

I’m not crazy. I’m charmingly odd.

The name of my blog is from a throwaway line uttered by Honor Blackman in The Cat and The Canary.

The obtuse

• Old movies
• Silent movies
• Hollywood starlets
• Women
• Punk rock
• Old-school alternative
• Tattoos
• Piercings
• England
• British history
• Living a pretty Microsoft-free life

The acute

§ movies and television §

• A Christmas Story
• His Girl Friday
• JFK
• Myrna Loy movies
• Honor Blackman movies
• The Avengers (Mrs. Gale and Mrs. Peel, only, please)
• Dark Shadows
• She Wolf of London
• The Huntress
• Doctor Who (any Doctor is fine)
• The Sarah Jane Adventures

§ music §

• KaTe Bush
• Kirsty MacColl
• The Clash
• T’Pau
• Black Box Recorder

§ books §

• The Handmaid’s Tale
• 1984
• Tales of the City (series)
• The Alienist
• The Secret History
• Angel of Darkness
• The Mists of Avalon

§ website §

• Machine {} iBook G4
• Blog Title {} The Cat and the Canary
• URL {} Westworld