A scorecard of those individuals mentioned at strange cousin susan, excluding the author, since you can read more about her here; on-line friends are not listed because hey can be found here under “blog.”

My emm (aka the emm) - The not-so-original name for my mom.

The sister - Ummm, the younger sister.

El Cunado - The brother-in-law.

Star (aka Star Tattoo Girl) - The beloved first niece.

Bar (aka Bar Code Girl) - The beloved second niece.

BG1 - The best friend who lives in Brentwood, aka OJ Village.

Tat Boi - The ex-fiancee and good friend.

Mysterious Stevenson - The ex-boyfriend who lurks here.

Nicole Richie - The new upstairs neighbor.*

Margot Kidder - The neighbor to my right.*

* - An ex.

* I don’t expect to blog about my neighbors very often, but the names are quite clever. There’s still one neighbor still unnamed.