I’m a total dork frickin’ Sarah! Jane! fangirl.

K-9 and Company: A Girl’s Best Friend

K-9 and Company theme
Oh, Doctor, you didn’t forget (Sarah Jane and K-9)
Stop honking! (Sarah Jane)
What do you think it does? (Sarah Jane and Brendan)
What is the earth year? (Sarah Jane and K-9)
Do you doubt my word? (Sarah Jane)
I didn’t realize I was being prickly! (Sarah Jane)
I’m here to write a book, not be a surrogate mum! (Sarah Jane)
I am K-9, Mark III (K-9)

Death to the Daleks

I can sink anywhere! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Somebody there? (Sarah Jane)

Planet of the Spiders

Pop! goes the weasel (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)

The Ark in Space

Stop whining, girl, you’re useless… (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
You’re a brute! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I don’t remember inviting you two… (Sarah Jane, the Doctor, and Harry)
Come along, Nurse Smith (Sarah Jane, the Doctor, and Harry)
Harry, stop burbling (Sarah Jane)
Ooh, I hate brandy! (Sarah Jane and Harry)
I’ll spit in your eye! (Sarah Jane and Harry)
Obviously, I’m not going anywhere (Sarah Jane)
I bet that did your female chauvinist a power of good (Sarah Jane and Harry)
Suffocation is nothing to worry about? (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)

Revenge of the Cybermen

You’ve got a voice like a foghorn! (Sarah Jane)

Terror of the Zygons

Is it really you? (Sarah Jane)

Planet of Evil

Thanks you get for helping (Sarah Jane)
I’m not going to jump out, am I? (Sarah Jane)
It’s horrible (Sarah Jane)
What was that? An elfin spirit of the forest? (Sarah Jane)

Pyramid of Mars

Oi, then be middle aged! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Oh, some key! (Sarah Jane)
Must have been a nasty accident! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Victoria wore it (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Oh, I know you’re a Time Lord (Sarah Jane)
You’re saying this was UNIT HQ? (Sarah Jane)

The Android Invasion

I forgot to tell you…The TARDIS is gone… (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
We’ll probably be smashed to a pulp when we land (Sarah Jane)
It’s only a speculation…well, it’s a nasty one (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I’ve heard that before! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I’m Sarah…Sarah! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
(Sarah drinks ginger beer) (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I hate sarcasm (Sarah Jane)
I could help (Sarah Jane)
Hello, anyone about…? (Sarah Jane)
Don’t do things like that! (Sarah Jane)
Crayford is dead, Doctor (Sarah Jane)
Ginger beer?…Can’t stand the stuff (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Afternoon! Just about. (Sarah Jane)

The Brain of Morbius

Watch the brambles…ow! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Stop breaking my arm! (Sarah Jane)
I could sell flowers…if we ever get back to Piccadilly (Sarah Jane)
You’re always making that mistake! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Make your mind up! (Sarah Jane)
Let’s get out of here, Doctor! (Sarah Jane)
Oi! I’ve done it!…How did you know? (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Oi! Have you gone potty…? (Sarah Jane)
Well, I think you should take a look…coming? (Sarah Jane)
What do we do now? Drink ourselves to death? (Sarah Jane)
Oh, you think you’re a bundle of laughs, don’t you? (Sarah Jane)

Seeds of Doom

What do we going to do…Buy it a truncheon? (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Oh, great. That’s all we need. (Sarah Jane)
That someone else must be a complete madman! (Sarah Jane)
…Close to the house that Jack built? (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I’ve heard of flower power, but that’s ridiculous! (Sarah Jane)
Where do we go? We’ve got a Crinoid outside… (Sarah Jane)
This isn’t Cassiopeia. (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
What about it? (Sarah Jane)
What was that you just said about women?! (Sarah Jane)
You’re not complete unless you have a gun in your hand! (Sarah Jane)
Crikey! I feel as if I’ve got frostbite already! (Sarah Jane)
Have you met Miss Smith?… (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)

Masque of Mandragora

Oh, simple. I should have thought of that. (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
…or a hearty breakfast? (Sarah Jane)
The worse the situation, the worse your jokes get. (Sarah Jane)
Latin? I don’t even speak Italian! (Sarah Jane)
It’s worse than being with him! (Sarah Jane)
Forget the flattery. What do you lot want? (Sarah Jane)
Oh, yes, just my scene. (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I wish you’d stop giving me flip answers! (Sarah Jane)
I think it’s ridiculous we’re talking about fancy dress! (Sarah Jane)
I know, but what does it mean? (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)

The Hand of Fear

Careful, that’s not as ‘armless as it looks! (Sarah Jane)
I’m going to pack my goodies and I’m going home! (Sarah Jane)
Why must we help you? You’re destructive. (Sarah Jane)
This isn’t Hillview Road! I bet it isn’t even South Croydon! (Sarah Jane)
Oh, no, that’s not fair! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Off course, are we? (Sarah Jane)
(Sarah gasps) (Sarah Jane)
Why is she a he? (Sarah Jane)
The least you could do is wait for me! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Eldrad must live! (1) (Sarah Jane)
Eldrad must live! (2) (Sarah Jane)
Eldrad must live! (3) (Sarah Jane)
Eldrad must live! (4) (Sarah Jane)
Eldrad must live…just testing! (5) (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
You know, travel does broaden the mind. (Sarah Jane)
We found your hand in a quarry. (Sarah Jane)
There’s no one here…they’ve all been evacuated. (Sarah Jane)
She can’t hurt us? (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I want to see Castria…Oh, what on earth for? (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
It was sort of an unexplosion. (Sarah Jane)
I might as well be talking to the moon! (Sarah Jane)
I’ll give your love to Harry and the Brigadier… (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Daddy Wouldn’t Buy Me a Bow-Wow (Sarah Jane)
‘Til we meet again, Sarah. (The Doctor)
We’ve been taken for a ride! (Sarah Jane)
I worry about you. (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
It’s too late apologizing now! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Oh, and am I sick of that sonic screwdriver! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I’m the Doctor and this is Sarah Jane Smith… (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Stop making a fuss, Sarah! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
We would have seen some bodies by now! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
‘E blew it! (Sarah Jane)
Hold your nose…what? (Sarah Jane and Dr. Watson)
I must be mad! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
A stitch in time saves nine! (Sarah Jane)
I’ll be off, then. (Sarah Jane)
I wouldn’t want to live down here. (Sarah Jane)
Look before you leap! (Sarah Jane)
I’m from Earth and you’re not! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Don’t forget me. (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I’m fit as I’ll ever be… (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Excuse me, does this involve me? (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Come on, Doctor! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Oh, my chin hurts. (Sarah Jane)
You modeled yourself on the first primitive you came in contact with… (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Yeah, you’re right. But I’m not going to! (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Is that Castria? (Sarah Jane)
Is it nice in South Croydon? (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
I’m so confused! What do we do now? (Sarah Jane)
(Sarah is utterly speechless) (Sarah Jane)
It’s no use! (Sarah Jane)
I. Want. A. Bath. I want my hair washed. (Sarah Jane)

School Reunion

Did he look at you like you just dribbled on your shirt? (Sarah Jane and Rose)
It wasn’t Croydon, where you dropped me off. (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
The! Loch! Ness! Monster! (Sarah Jane and Rose)
Come on, you…let’s go home (Sarah Jane and K-9 III)
My Sarah Jane! (The Doctor)
He was just a daft metal dog (Sarah Jane and the Doctor)
Good for you, Sarah Jane Smith! (The Doctor)

The Stolen Earth

Well, I’ve been staying away from you lot…too many guns.
(Sarah Jane and Captain Jack {slightly edited})
Mr. Smith, make that call! (Sarah Jane and Mr. Smith)
Can you just stop giving that fanfare? (Sarah Jane)
Have you got webcam? (Rose and Donna’s granddad)
Might I say, looking good, ma’am? (Sarah Jane and Captain Jack)

Journey’s End

C’mon, Luke, shake a leg! (The Doctor)
This is for the end of days. (Sarah Jane)
K-9, out you come! Affirmative, Mistress. (Sarah Jane and K-9)