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The Time Warrior

Do you mean to sleep there? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Can you just go anywhere in that TARDIS? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Are you going to give me away, Doctor? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
You’ve had your laugh… (Sarah Jane)
Why do you want to be woken up… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
What’s wrong with him? (Sarah Jane)
What’s that? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
What’s happening? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
What were they shooting at? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
What are you going to do in there? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
To tell you the truth, Hal, I’m not a magician at all. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
The TARDIS? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Still only a police box…must find a telephone… (Sarah Jane)
Look, just pack this up, it’s not funny. (Sarah Jane)
Look, if this is a rag week joke, it’s not funny! (Sarah Jane)
Look at that great spider! (Sarah Jane)
If you’re going back, then I’m coming with you! (Sarah Jane)
If you insist on playing guessing games… (Sarah Jane)
I don’t understand…where am I? (Sarah Jane)
Idiots! (Sarah Jane)
Doctor, let’s get a few things straight, shall we? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Galactic ticket inspectors? Oh, I could murder a cup of tea! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Ever heard of UNIT? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
You’re scaring me out of my wits! (Sarah Jane, Irongron, & Bloodaxe)
You common scullion! (Sarah Jane)
That’s better…huh! (Sarah Jane)
Stop this ridiculous pantomime! (Sarah Jane & Irongron)
Am I on the right floor? (Sarah Jane, the Doctor, & Professor Ruebish)
I’m not afraid of men…they don’t own the world! (Sarah Jane)
He said he was very fond of delta particles. (Sarah Jane)
Get lost! Ooh! (Sarah Jane)
He had a machine that can travel through time. (Sarah Jane)

Invasion of the Dinosaurs

Not many sargents get the chance… (Sargent Benton & the Brigadier)
You’ve got a warped view of things. (Sarah Jane)
You’re mad, you’re absolutely raving mad! (Sarah Jane)
You’re here because you want to be, hmmm? (Sarah Jane & Mark)
When the crisis is past, there won’t be anything to photograph! (Sarah Jane)
What did you say that thing is? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
What are you making? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
What’s that supposed to mean? (Sarah Jane)
What…do we do now? (Sarah Jane)
We were helping you! (Sarah Jane & the Brigadier)
Well, this isn’t UNIT HQ. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Typical…run away and play… (Sarah Jane & Sargent Benton)
There you are. (Sarah Jane)
There isn’t any space ship…stop playing. (Sarah Jane)
There’s nothing wrong with my mind. (Sarah Jane)
There’s no bus. (Sarah Jane)
There’s a bus stop. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
That wretched general of yours is trying to have me evacuated. (Sarah Jane)
That’s horrible - it’s worse than murder! (Sarah Jane)
Tell him…I’ve gone out to play, hmm? (Sarah Jane)
Suppose there was an egg buried in the ground somewhere. (Sarah Jane)
Probably been vandalized. (Sarah Jane)
Ooh, of all the cheek. (Sarah Jane)
Now will you believe me? (Sarah Jane)
Now look, I’m going to leave this note for the Brigadier. (Sarah Jane)
Nonsense, I’m the Doctor’s assistant! (Sarah Jane)
No, don’t tell me…you’re a Timelord. (Sarah Jane)
Nightingales in Barkley Square… (Sarah Jane & Captain Yates)
C’mon Sarah, let’s get our photos taken, shall we? (The Doctor)
Sometimes that girl baffles me. (The Doctor)
Materialize out of thin air… (The Brigadier & General Fitch)
Listen Doctor, that General Fitch is being impossible! (Sarah Jane)
Let’s face it, nobody’s listened to us so far. (Sarah Jane)
It’s not the 19th century…or the 21st? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
It’s a color code, Doctor. (The Doctor, Sargent Benton, & the Brigadier)
It’ll be a long time before I get in that TARDIS again. (Sarah Jane)
I really do choose my friends, don’t I? (Sarah Jane)
I’ve traveled through time, General. (Sarah Jane)
I’ll say whatever I like! (Sarah Jane)
How are you feeling now? (Sarah Jane & Mark)
Honestly, Doctor! (Sarah Jane)
Get ourselves shot? (Sarah Jane)
Don’t put me back on your fake spaceship, that’s all. (Sarah Jane)
Can you get me some transport? (Sarah Jane & Sargent Benton)
Geneva on the line. (Sargent Benton)
Charming! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
But where are we? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Are you all right? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Brigadier, are we evacuating? (The Brigadier & an officer)
All we’ve got to do is find a telephone. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)

Death to the Daleks

I can sink anywhere! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Somebody there? (Sarah Jane)

Planet of the Spiders

Pop! goes the weasel (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)

The Ark in Space

Stop whining, girl, you’re useless… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
You’re a brute! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I don’t remember inviting you two… (Sarah Jane, the Doctor, & Harry)
Come along, Nurse Smith (Sarah Jane, the Doctor, & Harry)
Harry, stop burbling (Sarah Jane)
Ooh, I hate brandy! (Sarah Jane & Harry)
I’ll spit in your eye! (Sarah Jane & Harry)
Obviously, I’m not going anywhere (Sarah Jane)
I bet that did your female chauvinist a power of good (Sarah Jane & Harry)
Suffocation is nothing to worry about? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)

Revenge of the Cybermen

You’ve got a voice like a foghorn! (Sarah Jane)

Terror of the Zygons

Is it really you? (Sarah Jane)

Planet of Evil

Thanks you get for helping (Sarah Jane)
I’m not going to jump out, am I? (Sarah Jane)
It’s horrible (Sarah Jane)
What was that? An elfin spirit of the forest? (Sarah Jane)

Pyramid of Mars

Oi, then be middle aged! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Oh, some key! (Sarah Jane)
Must have been a nasty accident! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Victoria wore it (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Oh, I know you’re a Time Lord (Sarah Jane)
You’re saying this was UNIT HQ? (Sarah Jane)

The Android Invasion

I forgot to tell you…The TARDIS is gone… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
We’ll probably be smashed to a pulp when we land (Sarah Jane)
It’s only a speculation…well, it’s a nasty one (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I’ve heard that before! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I’m Sarah…Sarah! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
(Sarah drinks ginger beer) (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I hate sarcasm (Sarah Jane)
I could help (Sarah Jane)
Hello, anyone about…? (Sarah Jane)
Don’t do things like that! (Sarah Jane)
Crayford is dead, Doctor (Sarah Jane)
Ginger beer?…Can’t stand the stuff (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Afternoon! Just about. (Sarah Jane)

The Brain of Morbius

Watch the brambles…ow! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Stop breaking my arm! (Sarah Jane)
I could sell flowers…if we ever get back to Piccadilly (Sarah Jane)
You’re always making that mistake! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Make your mind up! (Sarah Jane)
Let’s get out of here, Doctor! (Sarah Jane)
Oi! I’ve done it!…How did you know? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Oi! Have you gone potty…? (Sarah Jane)
Well, I think you should take a look…coming? (Sarah Jane)
What do we do now? Drink ourselves to death? (Sarah Jane)
Oh, you think you’re a bundle of laughs, don’t you? (Sarah Jane)

Seeds of Doom

What do we going to do…Buy it a truncheon? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Oh, great. That’s all we need. (Sarah Jane)
That someone else must be a complete madman! (Sarah Jane)
…Close to the house that Jack built? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I’ve heard of flower power, but that’s ridiculous! (Sarah Jane)
Where do we go? We’ve got a Crinoid outside… (Sarah Jane)
This isn’t Cassiopeia. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
What about it? (Sarah Jane)
What was that you just said about women?! (Sarah Jane)
You’re not complete unless you have a gun in your hand! (Sarah Jane)
Crikey! I feel as if I’ve got frostbite already! (Sarah Jane)
Have you met Miss Smith?… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)

Masque of Mandragora

Oh, simple. I should have thought of that. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
…or a hearty breakfast? (Sarah Jane)
The worse the situation, the worse your jokes get. (Sarah Jane)
Latin? I don’t even speak Italian! (Sarah Jane)
It’s worse than being with him! (Sarah Jane)
Forget the flattery. What do you lot want? (Sarah Jane)
Oh, yes, just my scene. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I wish you’d stop giving me flip answers! (Sarah Jane)
I think it’s ridiculous we’re talking about fancy dress! (Sarah Jane)
I know, but what does it mean? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)

The Hand of Fear

Careful, that’s not as ‘armless as it looks! (Sarah Jane)
I’m going to pack my goodies and I’m going home! (Sarah Jane)
Why must we help you? You’re destructive. (Sarah Jane)
This isn’t Hillview Road! I bet it isn’t even South Croydon! (Sarah Jane)
Oh, no, that’s not fair! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Off course, are we? (Sarah Jane)
(Sarah gasps) (Sarah Jane)
Why is she a he? (Sarah Jane)
The least you could do is wait for me! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Eldrad must live! (1) (Sarah Jane)
Eldrad must live! (2) (Sarah Jane)
Eldrad must live! (3) (Sarah Jane)
Eldrad must live! (4) (Sarah Jane)
Eldrad must live…just testing! (5) (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
You know, travel does broaden the mind. (Sarah Jane)
We found your hand in a quarry. (Sarah Jane)
There’s no one here…they’ve all been evacuated. (Sarah Jane)
She can’t hurt us? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I want to see Castria…Oh, what on earth for? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
It was sort of an unexplosion. (Sarah Jane)
I might as well be talking to the moon! (Sarah Jane)
I’ll give your love to Harry and the Brigadier… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Daddy Wouldn’t Buy Me a Bow-Wow (Sarah Jane)
‘Til we meet again, Sarah. (The Doctor)
We’ve been taken for a ride! (Sarah Jane)
I worry about you. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
It’s too late apologizing now! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Oh, and am I sick of that sonic screwdriver! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I’m the Doctor and this is Sarah Jane Smith… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Stop making a fuss, Sarah! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
We would have seen some bodies by now! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
‘E blew it! (Sarah Jane)
Hold your nose…what? (Sarah Jane & Dr. Watson)
I must be mad! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
A stitch in time saves nine! (Sarah Jane)
I’ll be off, then. (Sarah Jane)
I wouldn’t want to live down here. (Sarah Jane)
Look before you leap! (Sarah Jane)
I’m from Earth and you’re not! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Don’t forget me. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I’m fit as I’ll ever be… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Excuse me, does this involve me? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Come on, Doctor! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Oh, my chin hurts. (Sarah Jane)
You modeled yourself on the first primitive… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Yeah, you’re right. But I’m not going to! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Is that Castria? (Sarah Jane)
Is it nice in South Croydon? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I’m so confused! What do we do now? (Sarah Jane)
(Sarah is utterly speechless) (Sarah Jane)
It’s no use! (Sarah Jane)
I. Want. A. Bath. I want my hair washed. (Sarah Jane)

School Reunion

Did he look at you like you just dribbled on your shirt? (Sarah Jane & Rose)
It wasn’t Croydon, where you dropped me off. (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
The! Loch! Ness! Monster! (Sarah Jane & Rose)
Come on, you…go home, we’ve got work to do. (Sarah Jane & K-9 III)
My Sarah Jane! (The Doctor)
He was just a daft metal dog… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
Good for you, Sarah Jane Smith! (The Doctor)

The Stolen Earth

Well, I’ve been staying away from you lot… (Sarah Jane & Captain Jack)
Mr. Smith, make that call! (Sarah Jane & Mr. Smith)
Can you just stop giving that fanfare? (Sarah Jane)
Have you got webcam? (Rose & Donna’s granddad)
Might I say, looking good, ma’am? (Sarah Jane & Captain Jack)

Journey’s End

C’mon, Luke, shake a leg! (The Doctor)
This is for the end of days. (Sarah Jane)
K-9, out you come! (Sarah Jane & K-9)

K-9 and Company: A Girl’s Best Friend

K-9 and Company theme
Oh, Doctor, you didn’t forget (Sarah Jane & K-9)
Stop honking! (Sarah Jane)
What do you think it does? (Sarah Jane & Brendan)
What is the earth year? (Sarah Jane & K-9)
Do you doubt my word? (Sarah Jane)
I didn’t realize I was being prickly! (Sarah Jane)
I’m here to write a book, not be a surrogate mum! (Sarah Jane)
I am K-9, Mark III (K-9)

The Five Doctors

Right, that should do it. (The Third Doctor)
Yes, I’m afraid so. (The First Doctor)
What an extraordinary fellow.
Then the entire board becomes a death trap! (The First Doctor)
Regeneration? Ah, fourth! (The First & Fifth Doctors)
Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things… (The Fifth Doctor)
I’m definitely not the man I was. (The Fifth Doctor)
Goodness me! (The First Doctor)
Goodbye, fancy pants…Goodbye, scarecrow. (The Second & Third Doctors)
A man is the sum of his memories… (The Fifth Doctor)
Who was that strange little man?
It was like a cross between Guy Fawkes and Halloween! (The Brigadier)
Why have we stopped? (Sarah Jane)
Suggestion! Take me with you! (Sarah Jane & K-9)
Now what do we do? Fly? (Sarah Jane)
Now I know you’re imagining things. (Sarah Jane & K-9)
It was nice meeting you. (Sarah Jane)
Hold on, its you…it’s you you. (Sarah Jane)
Doctor? Doctor! Why did you leave me for so long? (Sarah Jane)
All teeth and curls. (Sarah Jane & the Third Doctor)
Oh, K-9, why didn’t I listen to you? (Sarah Jane)
Oh, I see. No, I don’t. Never mind. (Sarah Jane)
It’s a dead end. (Sarah Jane)
Doctor?…missed! (Sarah Jane)

Dimensions in Time

But why this street market in London? (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
We must get back to the TARDIS, Doctor! (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)
I thought you’d be involved… (Sarah Jane & the Doctor)

Downtime

Q…Q! What do Yeti have to do with it? (Sarah Jane)
It’s just like old times…and I still don’t know what’s going on. (Sarah Jane)
I’m ravenous. Fancy a pizza? (Sarah Jane)
And he said it was Victoria’s dress… (Sarah Jane)
New World’s more than a new age Sunday school! (Sarah Jane & Victoria)

The Sarah Jane Adventures: Invasion of the Bane

The Sarah Jane Adventures theme
Just you watch! (Sarah Jane)
When I was your age (Sarah Jane)
What’s that thing? (Sarah Jane & Maria)
Oh, and by the way, what planet do you come from? (Sarah Jane)
Maria, there are two types of people in the world… (Sarah Jane)
I hope you’re not going to make too much noise. (Sarah Jane)
Ballad of Star Poet
Not too late for the party? (Sarah Jane)
And suddenly, I was back to a normal life… (Sarah Jane)
Mr. Smith? I need you. (Sarah Jane & Mr. Smith)
He was my dog…my daft little metal dog. (Sarah Jane)
I told you…leave me alone! (Sarah Jane)
This woman is rude…yes, definitely going. (Sarah Jane & Luke)
How are you, K-9? (Sarah Jane & Maria)
Mr. Smith can hack into anything. (Sarah Jane)
The government knows all about aliens… (Sarah Jane)
No…no, sorry. I don’t think so. (Sarah Jane)
I don’t care what people think of me…never have. (Sarah Jane)
My life is dangerous… (Sarah Jane)
Bye bye, K-9…good dog. (Sarah Jane & K-9)
Cuz you’re bonkers, but I don’t think you’re a liar… (Sarah Jane & Maria)
That would be ridiculous. (Sarah Jane)
I saw amazing things…out there, in space… (Sarah Jane)

The Sarah Jane Adventures: Revenge of the Slitheen

Shut up for a minute…I’m busy! (Sarah Jane)
See if you can find where that smell is coming from. (Sarah Jane)
Sarah Jane, that’s just fine. (Sarah Jane)
Maria was saying you’d traveled a fair bit… (Sarah Jane & Alan)
I was wrong…it is aliens! (Sarah Jane)
Is that a threat? (Sarah Jane)
Just what I needed. (Sarah Jane)
I’ve never been a mum before. (Sarah Jane)

The Sarah Jane Adventures: The Gorgon

What are you doing, always off gallivanting… (Chrissie & Maria)
Just run the check, Mr. Smith. (Sarah Jane)
What did you say? (Sarah Jane)
Aliens have been coming to Earth for centuries, Maria. (Sarah Jane)

The Sarah Jane Adventures: Warriors of Kudlak

Zap those drones…Hi, ummm… (Sarah Jane & clerk)
We’re leaving. Now. (Sarah Jane)
Okay, and do you want to tell us what an entanglement shell is, exactly? (Sarah Jane)
Mr. Grantham, I presume? (Sarah Jane)
Do you mind? (Sarah Jane)
Please don’t be offended… (Sarah Jane)
Aliens! I knew it! (Sarah Jane)
I don’t see aliens behind every bush, you know. (Sarah Jane)

The Sarah Jane Adventures: Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane?

Talk about frosty…I was not! (Sarah Jane & Alan)
If I died all those years ago… (Sarah Jane)

The Sarah Jane Adventures: The Lost Boy

After all, what life do you have, alone in your attic? (Sarah Jane & Mr. Smith)
Go now, good dog. I’ll see you soon! (Sarah Jane)
He’s an obnoxious brat! (Sarah Jane)
If the human race is going to survive climate change, Luke… (Sarah Jane)
I got it wrong, not for the first time. (Sarah Jane)
I told you when we met, my life is dangerous… (Sarah Jane)
That’s the universe, Alan. (Sarah Jane)
I’ve told you, she’s a weirdo. You’ll see. (Chrissie)

Swap Shop: 1976

It wouldn’t be giving anything away… (Elisabeth Sladen)
They want to know where the Doctor is… (Elisabeth Sladen)